Totals Guru

Totals Guru

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Premium Packages

WNBA Sunday Total Dominator on Wings/Fever! (3 WNBA Top 10s!)

**#9 ranked WNBA handicapper on this site!**

**#4 ranked WNBA in 2022-23**
**#3 ranked ALL SPORTS in 2021**
**#3 ranked ALL SPORTS in 2022**
**#8 ranked ALL SPORTS in 2017**

I'm looking to continue my impressive 26-15 (63%) run over the last 41 WNBA picks! Join me as I have made $1,000/game bettors $9,570 since May 18, 2025!

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WNBA Sunday Total Dominator on Wings/Fever! (3 WNBA Top 10s!)
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Price: $29.95

*This package includes 1 WNBA pick


Guru's Sun 2-for-1 TOTAL DOMINATORS!

TOP 3 All Sports handicapper in BOTH 2021 & 22

I've been hot and all of my followers are too!

I've gone a SIZZLING 71-57 (55%) run over my last 132 premium picks!

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My 2 TOTAL DOMINATORS go on:

BC v. Edmonton Elks
Wings v. Fever

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Guru's Sun 2-for-1 TOTAL DOMINATORS!
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Price: $49.95

*This package includes 2 picks (1 WNBA, 1 CFL)


CFL Sunday TOTAL DOMINATOR on BC/Edmonton Elks!

--3 Top 10's in Football--
No. 12 CFL capper this year!

I'm looking to continue my impressive 38-25 (60%) run over the last 64 CFL picks! Join me as I have made $1,000/game bettors $10,540 since October 26, 2024!

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CFL Sunday TOTAL DOMINATOR on BC/Edmonton Elks!
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Price: $24.95

*This package includes 1 CFL pick


Short-Term Subscription Options

Guru's GUARANTEED 3 Day Subscription!

**3x Top 10 All Sports handicapper!**

This is your ticket to the promised land where you finally profit from the books!

This subscription is a great way to get started for a long weekend or if you are taking a trip to Vegas.  

However, serious bettors will want to get a bigger discount by going with a longer term.

This subscription includes EVERY PREMIUM PICK I release for the next 3 days!

If for any reason I don't see value on the day's card and pass, another day will be added to your account.

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3 Day All Sports
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Price: $99.95

*This subscription currently includes 2 picks (1 WNBA, 1 CFL) but more may be added during the term of the subscription.


Guru's GUARANTEED Weekly Subscription!

**3x Top 10 All Sports handicapper!**

Join our team today and elevate your betting game.  

Our expertise will help guide you to victory for the next week. It's your time to shine, it's your time to win!

This subscription includes EVERY PREMIUM PICK I release for the next 7 days!

If for any reason I don't see value on the day's card and pass, another day will be added to your account.

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7 Day All Sports
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Price: $174.95

*This subscription currently includes 2 picks (1 WNBA, 1 CFL) but more may be added during the term of the subscription.


Long-Term Subscription Options

Guru's GUARANTEED Monthly Subscription!

**3x Top 10 All Sports handicapper!**

This is the PERFECT subscription for sports bettors who want to start taking things a little more seriously.  

Our team knows every sport, understands what's at stake, and is ready to take advantage of every opportunity that presents itself.  

This subscription includes EVERY PREMIUM PICK I release for the next 30 days!

If for any reason I don't see value on the day's card and pass, another day will be added to your account.

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30 Day All Sports
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Price: $349.95

*This subscription currently includes 2 picks (1 WNBA, 1 CFL) but more may be added during the term of the subscription.


Guru's GUARANTEED Yearly Subscription!

**3x Top 10 All Sports handicapper!**

This is the best subscription for those of you who want to take advantage of our team's countless hours diving deep into the player stats, team performances, weather conditions, and everything else that factors into the equation.  

Ride out the ups and downs and give yourself the best chance to win with this subscription.

This subscription includes EVERY PREMIUM PICK I release for the next 365 days!

If for any reason I don't see value on the day's card and pass, another day will be added to your account.

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365 Day All Sports
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Price: $999.95

*This subscription currently includes 2 picks (1 WNBA, 1 CFL) but more may be added during the term of the subscription.


Guru's NFLX Pass!

It's ok that you don't know how to handicap the NFL preseason because I do!

Figuring out who is going to win the game might be a little more difficult, but I focus solely on how many points are going to be scored.

Knowing what teams are trying to do on both sides of the ball helps give me a huge advantage!

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Guru's NFLX Pass!
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Price: $129.95

No picks available.


Guru's CFL Season Pass!

It's perfectly fine if you don't know the rules of the CFL, have never watched a game, and have no interest in it.  I do!

The reason you should be interested in Canadian Football is that it can be a GOLD MINE for bettors during the summer months, when books are focused more on baseball than what's going on north of the border.

This subscription includes EVERY CFL PREMIUM PICK that I release all season long!

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Guru's CFL Season Pass!
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Price: $299.99

*This subscription currently includes 1 CFL pick but more may be added during the term of the subscription.


Guru's WNBA Season Pass!

**Top 5 WNBA handicapper in 2022**

It doesn't matter if you like watching the WNBA or never tune in.  I know you are here because you like MAKING MONEY and that's exactly what we do on the hardwood all summer long!

This subscription includes EVERY WNBA PREMIUM PICK I release through the Finals!

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Guru's WNBA Season Pass!
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Price: $399.95

*This subscription currently includes 1 WNBA pick but more may be added during the term of the subscription.


Guru's CFB Season Pass!

**3x Top 10 CFB handicapper!**

By signing up with our service you are getting a top-notch handicapping team that looks beyond the standard data into player form, team dynamics, and the weather to give you the best advice to beat the odds.

Why wait until you have another losing Saturday?  Sign up today and start conquering the world of college football betting!

This subscription includes EVERY CFB PREMIUM PICK I release through the College Football Playoff! Join now and start cashing in on more winners!

Guru's CFB Season Pass!
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Price: $899.95

No picks available.


Guru's MLB Season Pass!

**No. 1 MLB handicapper in 2022**

If you want to win this summer it's time to step up to the plate and join our service.  

This isn't just any old subscription, it's an insider's pass where the thrill of the game is matched only by the exhilaration of making winning predictions on a consistent basis!

This subscription includes EVERY MLB PREMIUM PICK I release through the end of the World Series! Join now and start cashing in on more winners!

Guru's MLB Season Pass!
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Price: $599.95

No picks available.


Guru's NFL & CFB Season Pass

**3x Top 10 Football handicapper!**

With a Totals Guru football subscription you aren't just signing up for predictions, you are investing in a strategy.

You are aligning yourself with our winning team of experts who live and breathe football and who love nothing more than to see clients win.

Why wait until it's too late?  Get started NOW and get our award-winning info delivered straight to your inbox so you can act quickly to get winning bets in for the weekend!

This subscription includes EVERY CFB & NFL PREMIUM PICK I release through the Super Bowl! Join now and start cashing in on more winners!

Guru's NFL & CFB Season Pass
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Price: $1299.99

*This subscription currently includes 1 CFL pick but more may be added during the term of the subscription.


Guru's NFL Season Pass!

**Top 10 NFL handicapper in 2021**

Do you want to give yourself the best chance to profit every Sunday this NFL season?  Then why wait until you are fed up with losing before making the smart decision?

Our dedicated team delves into every play and focuses on the softer totals market to give you the best data-driven over/unders in the world!  

Look no further if you want to win this fall!

This subscription includes EVERY NFL PREMIUM PICK I release through the Super Bowl! Join now and start cashing in on more winners!

Guru's NFL Season Pass!
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Price: $299.95

No picks available.


YESTERDAY'S PLAYS

SERVICE BIO

The Totals Guru has been involved in the sports handicapping since the turn of the century and has come to believe there is unmatched value in over/under wagers.  That is why he doesn't play any sides, just totals!  By focusing on totals he is able to consistently outperform the competition with his baseball, hockey, basketball and football picks. 

Totals Guru releases his plays early in the mornings, almost always before noon.  For football he gets them released early in the week to take advantage of the soft early numbers.

All of the plays are numbers based, so there is no reasoning included with the picks.